You may call me Princess

BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME KATHARINE

I AM SEVENTEEN Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I LIKE TO RUN. I'M MOST ATTRACTIVE WHEN IM A SWEATY MESS. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

YEA, I KNOW, I'M PRETTY COOL.

IN REAL LIFE, I'M EVEN COOLER

I'D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A PRINCESS

I THINK I'D MAKE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ROYALTY Image hosted by Photobucket.com

MY SISTER AND I ARE GOD'S GIFTS TO EARTH Image hosted by Photobucket.com

DAMN RIGHT Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SHE'S SO DARN CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT HER UP Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SO, YOU KNOW, CALL ME SOME TIME.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Everyone loves to skip a day of work or school. As a child, i used to remember wishing that i would fall ill with some kind of malady. However, when you do fall ill with a cold or something, it really sucks. You're stuck in the house and miserable with a runny nose (better catch it!) that's oozing multi-colored snot into tissue after tissue, making you feel unctious. Meanwhile, you're nose becomes rawer by the second and your nose is brighter than that of Rudolph. Heck, Santa would chose you over that animal any day. At the same time, you're coughing and hacking up gallons of phlegm and you sound worse than an avid smoker. That headache of yours pounds away incessantly no matter how many Tylenols you pop. You lose all sense of smell and it just happens that dinner is composed of your favorite foods. Then again, you're so dizzy and tired that it doesn't matter because you'll end up falling asleep at the dinner table anyway. When you wake up, your mother makes you swallow a huge spoonful of Robitusson or some other nasty cough syrup that claims to be cherry flavored, but in reality, you have never tasted a cherry that repulsive. Cherry flavored my ass. So, after considering the ramifications of being ill, I choose to keep myself in salubrious conditions. I hope you feel better soon, George.

Princess Katharine [ 7:02 PM ]

Frank said...: Naughty girl, you shouldn't be skipping school.; 7:33 PM
Rosey said...: I'm beginning to think you choose your choose your blog topics just to show off your variegated vocabulary, you obsequious student, you.; 2:43 PM