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Monday, March 20, 2006
Image hosting by PhotobucketI dont think prisons really do what they are intended to do because an alarming percentage of criminals just end up there again and the really stupid ones go back for a third time. My suggestion? Make them string beans in prison rather than just dump them in a cell. Let me tell you, stringing beans is by far the most tedious task on Earth. No other job compares to stringing beans. Snow peas, sugar peas, red peas, blue peas, you name it. Pod after pod just stringing...stringing...stringing...and the worst part is, sometimes the string doesnt even come off all in one peel-that's when the job gets really dirty. When the string doesnt peel off all at once, you have to start digging your nails into the pod to get the rest of the string and rip and tear at it. The job of stringing beans is not as easy as one might imagine. It's also quite painful. Once you get past your 10th pea pod, the inside of your nails become sore and discolored with a tinge of green. Then you look at your thumbs and they're all raw from the rough surface of the tips of the beans and you develop callouses. Then the monotony of the task really gets to you...it's just bean after bean after bean after bean after bean after bean after bean. If you made criminals string beans for their sentence, trust me, they'd learn to be good and crime would, without a doubt, decrease in the world. Clearly, I should be elected President.


Princess Katharine [ 8:17 PM ]

Blogger Maureen said...

I think I just saw a really blurry picture of some Middle-East looking people peeling beans in Abu Gharib. Thank God we're closing that place. First eletrodes on the testicles, now beans.

9:06 PM  

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