You may call me Princess

BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME KATHARINE

I AM SEVENTEEN Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I LIKE TO RUN. I'M MOST ATTRACTIVE WHEN IM A SWEATY MESS. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

YEA, I KNOW, I'M PRETTY COOL.

IN REAL LIFE, I'M EVEN COOLER

I'D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A PRINCESS

I THINK I'D MAKE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ROYALTY Image hosted by Photobucket.com

MY SISTER AND I ARE GOD'S GIFTS TO EARTH Image hosted by Photobucket.com

DAMN RIGHT Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SHE'S SO DARN CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT HER UP Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SO, YOU KNOW, CALL ME SOME TIME.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Public Bathrooms: I never really had an affinity for them. It's kind of like a game when you go to public bathrooms because you have to pick and choose the stall that you think is the safest. You dont want a stall that someone has failed to flush and there's little surprises left for you or go in one like the girls' bathroom at school, sprinkled with cigarette ashes (mmm! so appealing!) When you do pick your desired stall,you have to always remember the catch of the game: Check for toilet paper. There is absolutley nothing worse than doing your thing and, alas, discovering that there is a dearth of toilet paper in the dispenser. However, once you flush your toilet, the game is not over yet! There is still another dilemma you must face, if the situation arises. After you wash your hands, your natural instinct is to find the paper towel dispenser. However, 99.9475% of the time, there's no paper towels left, so you're left standing with dripping, wet hands. You have several choices: 1. Shake your hands vigorously in the air and look like a epileptic freak. 2. Wipe it on yourself and look like you peed in your pants after you really just peed. 3. If there's anyone next to you, wipe it on their shirt and if you do, make sure you say "thanks." I'm not sure this is really socially acceptable though. 4. Suck it up. Despite all these options, one thing remains clear: The world of the public bathroom is a perilous one.

Princess Katharine [ 9:00 PM ]

Maureen said...: Yeah and to all the hoverers out there (you know who you are), it's nice to wipe the seat after you leave. No one likes to bathe themselves in you urine.
Thanks; 6:22 AM