You may call me Princess

BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME KATHARINE

I AM SEVENTEEN Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I LIKE TO RUN. I'M MOST ATTRACTIVE WHEN IM A SWEATY MESS. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

YEA, I KNOW, I'M PRETTY COOL.

IN REAL LIFE, I'M EVEN COOLER

I'D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A PRINCESS

I THINK I'D MAKE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ROYALTY Image hosted by Photobucket.com

MY SISTER AND I ARE GOD'S GIFTS TO EARTH Image hosted by Photobucket.com

DAMN RIGHT Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SHE'S SO DARN CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT HER UP Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SO, YOU KNOW, CALL ME SOME TIME.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I feel like shopping at Costco is a sport. Everyone's fighting and sprinting their fastest for the shopping carts because there always seems to be a dearth of them on the weekends. Costco's best feature is that it distributes samples that are reasonable in portion. However, as wonderful as this feature is, there's always a downside. If you don't move quick enough or at the right time, then all the samples are usually taken and you have to wait for the food to be redistriubted. Although this may seem like a simple task, it is not. You cannot stand by the food cart because then you will appear like a selfish fatass, so you must stand far away so that you do not appear so. The problem with this is that once the food starts to be redistributed, other people closer take it first before you have time to reach it. Then the whole vicious cycle begins once again. Not only is Costco a physical sport, it's a mental one as well. When you get inside, you have to strategically dart around other people with your shopping cart and carefully calculate the angle at which you are going to position the cart,enabling you to move around easily. HOWEVER, it is imperative to ensure that no one is maimed during the move. The checkout lines are even worse because everyone has cartfuls of items, so it takes about an average of 7 minutes for each person to complete a check out. So then you must calculate the time for how long you must wait in line because your primary goal is to get out as fast and efficiently as possible. You must use your estimating abilities to hypothesize which line will move the quickest. Trust me, going to Costco every weekend is INTENSE. I mean, how do you think i got this hot bod?

Princess Katharine [ 12:48 PM ]

Maureen said...: I still have not recovered from the spinal cord injury from my last trip.; 6:07 PM