You may call me Princess

BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME KATHARINE

I AM SEVENTEEN Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I LIKE TO RUN. I'M MOST ATTRACTIVE WHEN IM A SWEATY MESS. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

YEA, I KNOW, I'M PRETTY COOL.

IN REAL LIFE, I'M EVEN COOLER

I'D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A PRINCESS

I THINK I'D MAKE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ROYALTY Image hosted by Photobucket.com

MY SISTER AND I ARE GOD'S GIFTS TO EARTH Image hosted by Photobucket.com

DAMN RIGHT Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SHE'S SO DARN CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT HER UP Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SO, YOU KNOW, CALL ME SOME TIME.

Friday, December 30, 2005

While venturing around the Trumbull Mall on yesterday's lugubrious and very rainy day, my sister and i decided to take a snack break at Le Gourmet Chef. As we entered, we sampled a bit of a honey mustard thingy dip, which was quite good i might add. Then we moved on to a rasberry thingy dip and soon after, we found a chocolate dip. Although these were quite delectable, I feel like the best samples are always near the cash register. For example, in Godiva, there was a plate of chocolate covered strawberries. Conveniently, however, the tray was right next to the cashier and also facing the window so that passerbys could stare at your fatass. Another example, in Le Gourmet Chef, the best dips are located smack in the center of the store and right next to the cashier. That way, the cashiers can watch and judge you as you sample the many palatable dips and sauces they have to offer. Maybe they think that if if you can feel their burning glare as you grab another pretzel stick and dip it once again into some Jalapeno pepper sauce, you'll feel guilty and skulk away and stop mooching off of free food. But hey, because of the dearth of snacks in my house, im taking all the free samples i can get and no judgemental cashier can stop me. And you know what? I DOUBLE DIP TOO, BITCH.

Princess Katharine [ 4:40 PM ]