You may call me Princess

BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME KATHARINE

I AM SEVENTEEN Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I LIKE TO RUN. I'M MOST ATTRACTIVE WHEN IM A SWEATY MESS. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

YEA, I KNOW, I'M PRETTY COOL.

IN REAL LIFE, I'M EVEN COOLER

I'D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A PRINCESS

I THINK I'D MAKE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ROYALTY Image hosted by Photobucket.com

MY SISTER AND I ARE GOD'S GIFTS TO EARTH Image hosted by Photobucket.com

DAMN RIGHT Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SHE'S SO DARN CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT HER UP Image hosted by Photobucket.com

SO, YOU KNOW, CALL ME SOME TIME.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

One of the things I love most about running is that it not only allows me to avoid talking to my mom, it gives me time to think in tranquility. Today, I was thinking about the best and worst jobs. I decided that the best job out there is to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

How hard could the job be? You would just have to look sexy and wear lingerie on the job. What could be a sweeter deal? Aside from the fact that you would probably never be allowed to eat, it’s a pretty nice job to have. I’d take it. Heck, those Angels must have such sweet lives. I also established what would be the worst job to have and that is a fish gutter. Who wants to spend their life gutting fish? I suspect someone has to do it, but wow, what a sucky occupation. Could you imagine telling people that what you do for a living? I dissected a fish once in freshman year and oh. my. god. my hands smelled so damn awful afterwards. No matter how much I washed them or how much anti-bacterial I used, that fishy smell just seemed to stay on my hands for the entire day and let me tell you, fish guts don’t smell anything like roses. Therefore, these poor fish gutters must have it a billion times worse. Their hands must smell like rotting carcasses day after day after day of gutting fish after fish. So I guess the moral of the story is: stay in school, otherwise you might find yourself picking fish scales out of your hair. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Princess Katharine [ 9:56 PM ]