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Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Image hosted by Photobucket.comLike many people, I am thinking about the holiday season that will soon arrive and that means it's time to think about presents...or maybe im just a selfish bitch, but come on, who doesn't like recieving gifts? But i think in everyone's life (or maybe just my ill-fated one), there's that ONE person that consistently gives you crap for the holiday. Year after year, these people just NEVER seem to get that they give bad gifts, but it's not like you can write, "Hey, thanks for the shit present, dick face" in the Thank You card. So if you are one of these horrible people, consider this. Would you like to receive the following as a gift? (PS, all of the following gifts are ones that i have recieved in the past)


  • Pencil Box-It wasnt even a NICE pencil box. It was this stupid purple plastic thing and not only was it ugly, it was from the Dollar Store becuase these people absent mindedly left the sticker on.


  • Picture Frame-Tell me, what is the point of giving someone a picture frame with NO picture inside? I could see if you were going to give someone a sentimental picture with a nice picture frame around it, but a PLAIN picture frame? Made out of cheap wood that gives you splinters upon touching it? Thanks, but no thanks.


  • Deoderant-Ok, needless to say, this was one of the most insulting gifts i've ever gotten. Someone gave me a tote bag full of bath stuff that smelled like ass and was already opened. I was already insulted there, but what really pissed me off was the bright blue "Secret" deoderant can. Ok, i really dont think i smell that bad.


  • Half-eaten Poptart-This wasnt for like, the holidays or anything, but during track season, we have this thing called Secret Pyschers where we give each other bags filled with goodies like candy. The process is sort of like having a Secret Santa. Alright, i dont know about you, but when i give people stuff, i want to make sure that they love it and appreciate it becuase that makes me feel good too. Well, my Secret Pyscher, you know, decided to be really awesome and give me a half-eaten poptart. I ate the poptart anyway and had one of the best races of my life. but it was only becuase i was SEETHING becuase you just dont do that to people. I would have been happier if i had gotten nothing becuase getting a half-eaten poptart is like a slap in the face.
  • Bad Ornaments-this is a gift my sister got. For her birthday, she got this huge like, 500 pound marble egg. Contemplate...what are you supposed to do with a marble egg?

However, to make things clear, I'm not an ungrateful person, it's just that i enjoy good gifts like the rest of the human race. So before you go out and buy presents for your friends, ask yourself, "Would i appreciate this gift?" becuase if you say "no," then the person you're giving it to sure as hell wont like it either. Happy Holidays, folks


Princess Katharine [ 2:00 PM ]


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