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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
The conclusion of an essay is the most tedious part of the assignment. After you've toiled away and exerted nearly all your effort creating a thriling and hooking intro and using whatever energy is left to write the supports, by the end of that 100,000th page, the last thing you want to do is write a stupid conclusion, becuase, afer all, the rest of your essay is so spectacular and the flow of wonderful-ism simply cannot be put to a halt by a crappy conclusion. The problem lies here: The conclusion is the part that the reader will remember the most clearly becuase it is the last thing that he/she reads. The conclusion can either make or break the essay. Who cares if you can write like Mark Twain or William Shakespeare? If you have a shitty conclusion, your entire essay goes down the tubes and all that hard work was vested for nothing. But by the end of that essay, you're so looking forward to finishing the goddamn paper that getting writer's block during the conclusion is detrimental. So instead of doing real work, i've broken down the main parts of the essay to waste time:
The Introduction: Paradoxically, the introduction of the essay is much easier of a task than the conclusion. In the intro, your task is to capture the reader's attention and present fresh new ideas, which is a bonus becuase you will not run the risk of sounding redundant. The best intros, at least to me, are short, sweet, and to the point, yet creative at the same time.
The Body Paragraphs: The body paragraphs are by FAR the easiest elements of the essay. Coming up with ideas for the body paragraphs might be a bitch at some points, but once you start writing one body paragraph, the natural tendency is to get into a cadence of writing and all of the sudden, words just come flowing out faster than you can think.
The conclusion: Writing conlucsions is not an easy task. Basically, the point of it is that you must reiterate your entire essay without sounding like you're editorialiizing and being redunant. You must find a way to present the issue once again in a novel and creative way. The essay must be far more catching than the introduction was, enabling the reader to leave the essay feeling confident about whatever issue you are presenting. Write a shitty conclusion and you're fucked because, again, it is the part that the reader will recall the most, so you damn well better have a good conclusion.

And yea, on that note, i'm not writing an effective conclusion to this entry, becuase i'm a lazy person.


Princess Katharine [ 5:48 PM ]


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